Enough rugging, get $Rug!
This is the only $RUG people will love.
Scary name? Yah, we know. But this rug won’t pull you under. Instead, it’ll tuck you in nice and warm. $RUG is meme magic, and we’re here to rug you… but in a good way. It’s like falling into a soft, fluffy rug, not a trap. You’ll thank us later.
Welcome to the loony bin!
Feel that little heart attack? Good! Now calm down. This rug is different. We pull you closer, not apart.
$RUG wishes you the warmest welcome you ever received.
